
Philadelphia Inquirer, November 26, 1895. I like the notion of a “surfeit of suicides.” It’s the opposite of a suicide shortage, I suppose. How do we know when we’re looking at a suicide sufficiency?
Anyway, as performer, this Wunner fellow strikes me as the art brut/outsider version of a more conceptually sophisticated chap we met last fall.
I should have thought people would have seen what was coming next, given the prevalence of razor-based suicide at this time. Though maybe they did and approved: It doesn’t seem to have been a terribly refined audience.
Nearly cutting your own head off is no mean feat. I tried to find some stats on suicide by razor, but all I found was this medical journal abstract: “Suicide by incising one’s own throat without hesitation marks remains a rare, and only few cases have been reported in the forensic literature.” Seems to be a word missing after “rare,” but what? “Treat?”
I’m thinking office Curry may have been a tad bipolar.
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Overall, I don’t have much to say about these stories, except that misplaced modifiers strike again: “Wunner went to the house where he yesterday killed himself and has since boarded there with Mrs. Ackerman.”
Mrs. Ackerman must be especially open-minded to accept a dead (or possibly undead) man as a boarder.
“Mrs. Ackerman must be especially open-minded to accept a dead (or possibly undead) man as a boarder.”
You’re not looking at the upside for Mrs. A: metabolically-challenged boarders were far less demanding, especially at mealtimes.
Yes, but you never know when they might try to eat your brain, so that kind of outweighs the benefits.
Shame on you, Jackie, for perpetuating such damaging stereotypes about persons living with entropy.
OK … jigs & reels,… head sliced off with razor,… somebody get to work on the next Riverdance production!
Won’t work: those Riverdancers have their wrists welded to their thighs.
Except for the Lord of the Dance! He gets to make weird arm gestures. I’m seeing some kind of Lord of the Dance/Sweeney Todd crossover here.
Ah, now I see: The show is over when the LOTD decapitates the last straight-armer and then cuts open his own carotid. Yeah, I’d pay to see that.